SR's

Welcome to SR's Nursing Home/Bar and Grill, where abandoned family members go to rot! We have all sorts of fun activities here, such as: Bingo, Bingo, Bingo, and occasionally Marco Polio! You heard that right! Our residents have had polio since the 50's, and it keeps coming back for round two! Let's all have a moment of silence for Maurice.

Anyway, your job here is simple! Sit at your desk, answer calls on the rotary telephone, play a state-of-the-art game of "Pong" on the first ever Macintosh computer, and make sure no grannies try to escape. Trust me, THEY'LL TRY. Especially Clarissa. She somehow managed to contract rabies, and since then she's been sharpening her own dentures with a nail file. If you see her, RUN. SHE WILL BITE. FIGHTING BACK IS FUTILE. At this point, we've had more casualties than that JR's place down the block. What kind of nerd names a place "JR's" anyway? Probably someone who's terrible at making games. Couldn't be me. "SR's" is infinitely more superior.

In case you couldn't tell, this is a parody on @Ramenov's game, "JR's", and should not be taken seriously. I just really like making elaborate shitposts.

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