TGS3: Erm, what the TGS?

TGS3: EWTTGS?

(Or, as some may call it, "This Game Sucks 3: Erm, What The TGS?")

Control the titular character Unknown, as he traverses the depths of "whitespace" (kinda like omori except i've only played the game for 40 minutes and thought it was meh), and meets his temporary rival, SaM (Semi-automatic Man, what does it mean? Go figure), who accuses him of a MURDER!!!

Meet WEIIIIIIRDDD and WHAAAAACKY characters, like:

• A LAW ENFORCING RAGING ANDROID!?!

• A WEIRD AMALGAMATE OF ENEMIES!?

• THE KING OF A MAAAAAAAGICAL AND ANCIENT RACE!!!!!

• A CRUEL KING MURDERING PUNK!?

Battle with a STATE OF THE ART (poorly made) typing system! A STATER OF THE ART (genuinely poorly made) spamming system! AND MAAAAAAATH!!!!

THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A GAME, IT'S edutainment software AN EXPERIENCE!!!

(There ARE references to other media, which may break from immersion. These vary from slight jabs or mentions to straight up characters from other media. So if you actually care about consistency, you have been warned.)

You may wonder, "How am I supposed to know if this game is good if there's barely anything on this page?" well, for one, if you want to see what gameplay looks like, there's a video featured that has ME playing it for myself!! Two, are you seriously considering the quality of a game called "this game sucks"

TGS3 isn't just bad, IT SUCKS!!

#rpg #strategy #typing #comedy