There Are No Slopes

This game was made to be a joke for friends, but I've decided to publish it here! :>

There Are No Slopes is an incredibly slow platformer game with the main goal of saving your slopes from the evil wizard, Cremblo.

The game was purposely made bad, any bugs you find are "totally intentional" (Though if you find any bugs that make it fully unplayable, let me know!)

I apologize in advance to any innocent bystanders who discover and play this game.