What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

Bowling Nightmare Circus?

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

Game Teaser

This thing appeared in my dream last night...