This thing appeared in my dream last night...

Game Teaser

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

I just discovered a floating blob on the back of Withered N. F. Freddy's Head and I can't keep that to myself.

8.888 followers! Stayed up late just to catch that satisfying number. :D