Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

We've officially released version 2.0 of "Rock Paper Scissors" for the OLED Model of "Custom Switch Emulator Developer Kit™"! It features better HD Rumble, a scoring-system, prizes, and ways to level-up, -down, and -back-to-one! Here's a gameplay-video!

"Power Breach" could potentially be the first-official third-party title ever released for "Custom Switch™"!

(Disclaimer: "JadeJohnson Games™" will-have only-contributed the fully-operative "Power Breach"-Custom-Switch-model to this game's development.)

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

A Lazily Built But Basic Example Of Realtime HD Rumble Working On The JadeJohnson Games Custom Switch Emulator Developer Kit Nintendo Switch Emulator

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!

This is how the graphics for Dojo Mode used to look upon direct conceptualisation.

This is also how the game's Character Select Music used to sound, too!

Please note, this is running on last-gen hardware.

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!