Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!