As it turned out, the second is actually number seven, which is obviously a number three, so that means that five is eight and nine is two, so if we take this into account, number seven is number nine. This, however, shows that number one is actually a number two, and number five just disintegrated into thin air, which leaves us with number three being number nine, and number six getting stuck in a working microwave with number four being number three

That means that number nine and number three being number nine are actually shifted by two microoctaves, leaving us with number five being shuffled around until it becomes a number 3 being number 7 and number four going on a murder streak until it becomes number eight

So, would y'all rather choose number three which is already number 5 cuz it went on a murder streak too or would y'all rather get stuck in a working microwave? I chose Buzz Lightyear, but if you choose the third variant you're getting an unstable integer which may lead to a black hole turning white. Also did I mention the gravity? Of course I didn't! Nobody believes in gravity! Oh btw, do you believe in gravity? I know you don't but I have a quota for jojo references in the chat so I have to ask this question