After almost-two-and-a-half years, we've finally updated the game-engine-hardware-tester. Now, you'll ultimately know for certain if your device will be compatible with the true final-game-engine whenever it releases!
Disclaimer:
Neither "JadeJohnson Industries™", or any of our subsidiaries, are at all responsible for any damages to devices that don't have enough power to properly run this game-engine-hardware-tester as well as a Dell Inspiron 17 7773 2-In-1 with its stock- Intel®-Core™-I7- and NVidia-MX-150-chip-set. Download and run this package at your own risk.
We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!
Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:
That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!
The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!
Out with the old, In with the new!
Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?
Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!
Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
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