After almost-two-and-a-half years, we've finally updated the game-engine-hardware-tester. Now, you'll ultimately know for certain if your device will be compatible with the true final-game-engine whenever it releases!
Disclaimer:
Neither "JadeJohnson Industries™", or any of our subsidiaries, are at all responsible for any damages to devices that don't have enough power to properly run this game-engine-hardware-tester as well as a Dell Inspiron 17 7773 2-In-1 with its stock- Intel®-Core™-I7- and NVidia-MX-150-chip-set. Download and run this package at your own risk.
SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:
That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!
The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Wild Leak Appeared?!
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])
Out with the old, In with the new!
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
Look what just arrived in the mail today!
Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M
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