After almost-two-and-a-half years, we've finally updated the game-engine-hardware-tester. Now, you'll ultimately know for certain if your device will be compatible with the true final-game-engine whenever it releases!
Disclaimer:
Neither "JadeJohnson Industries™", or any of our subsidiaries, are at all responsible for any damages to devices that don't have enough power to properly run this game-engine-hardware-tester as well as a Dell Inspiron 17 7773 2-In-1 with its stock- Intel®-Core™-I7- and NVidia-MX-150-chip-set. Download and run this package at your own risk.
JadeJohnson:
Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!
Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:
That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!
The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Out with the old, In with the new!
We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!
How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:
For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.
⚠️RTX4090🔥
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
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