After almost-two-and-a-half years, we've finally updated the game-engine-hardware-tester. Now, you'll ultimately know for certain if your device will be compatible with the true final-game-engine whenever it releases!
Disclaimer:
Neither "JadeJohnson Industries™", or any of our subsidiaries, are at all responsible for any damages to devices that don't have enough power to properly run this game-engine-hardware-tester as well as a Dell Inspiron 17 7773 2-In-1 with its stock- Intel®-Core™-I7- and NVidia-MX-150-chip-set. Download and run this package at your own risk.
I chained-together Multiple Island Tunes to make as much as I could get away with of "Show Yourself" from FROZEN™ II before the key changed too drastically!
Sorry the beat isn't perfect, I'm 87%-blind, and The Clipchamp™ editor sucks! #FanArtFriday
Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!
Out with the old, In with the new!
JadeJohnson:
Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!
Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
Wild Leak Appeared?!
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