HEY GUYS SQUIDWARD HERE I'M GONNA BE RELEASING MY HIT CLASSIC SONG SOON. I HOPE YOU'RE READY BECAUSE I WILL COMMIT EPIC BANGOR AND EVENTUALLY CALL THAT AIRSTRIKE ON @SomeSIIGFanFurwalker I MEAN (insert bad excuse for calling an airstrike here) /hj

I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

Hey guys it's me squidward I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not let this AI drink the among us potion at 3 am!1!1!1!1111!1

I am the true and honest squidward @cocksquidballsward

First image: how csbw looks like

Second image: how I look like

PLEASE HELP ME I'M LIVING IN MISERY PLAYING LABYRINTH ZONE ACT 3 PLEASE HELP ME I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS I WANT TO GO TO STAR LIGHT ZONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I'M GOING INSANE PLEASE HELP I'M RETHINKING MY LIFE CHOICES RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP!!!

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.

Yo guys it's me the real Squidward. Someone hacked me because my password was 1234567890 but now I have sued Luigi for hacking me and now I am back. What did I miss? Also btw don't fall for this propaganda image, Spongebob is trying to frame me.

I am composing something suspicious, perhaps mistrustful behind the scenes.

Squidward - Lil Yachty Cello Lyric

Constructive Criticism is deeply appreciated.