Are you ready for more awesome news?!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

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JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Although the result-screens still haven't yet been added-in, you can already see how well "JadeOme™" is starting to come-together! We're really excited to get this title out to all of you, now that we know that we are in-fact able to do so!

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!