That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
Next up
The adventure-games are coming!
The adventure-games are coming!
Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Wild Leak Appeared?!
It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!
When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!
Are you ready for more awesome news?!
Remember "JadeOme", that failed 3D-first-person-fighting-game-attempt we made several months ago? Well, it's now playable at up-to twenty-four frames-per-second! Since we draw the line at twenty, it's officially been greenlit for production!
How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:
For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.
⚠️RTX4090🔥
Look what just arrived in the mail today!
Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M
The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!
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