One word: Vista! Just a fuck ton of Vista! :)

Fanmade Windows Vista Advert

SurroundSpark:

Make Your Room More Visually Appealing Using Microsoft's New SurroundSpark™ Technology

Note: I am NOT affiliated with Microsoft, this is fanmade!

i got little bored cuz of the snow storm, so i fixing the random old laptop and installing windows xp btw

Improved my Start Screen and my sideloading skills!

Heres My Opinion about Microsoft from My Mind...

but it's true anyways

Serpentimetal:

Don't You dig this anemoic feeling? Didn't You miss the metallic aftertaste?

Yessir!

Microsoft is now technically trying to convince people on why AI on almost everything is a good thing with their new "Second Thought" series.

This just proves my point that they have an entirely different vision on this tech than the rest of us.

Obliteraflares: Judging by the name of this abstract phenomenon these flares emmerge from the sky and obliterate any person's sense of vision with their radiating shades of pink.