Serpentimetal:

Don't You dig this anemoic feeling? Didn't You miss the metallic aftertaste?

One word: Vista! Just a fuck ton of Vista! :)

Just installed Windows Aqua on my laptop!

Today i Found a Bug on Discord, When Discord Turned into a AOL Instant Messenger Style, You Know AOL Instant Messenger but Discord Style O_o

Luxureflect: Your line of sight is in an instant flash, blinded and distorted by these festive looking reflections packed with multiple shades of red.

vmware has been so broken after updating to 17.6

Obliteraflares: Judging by the name of this abstract phenomenon these flares emmerge from the sky and obliterate any person's sense of vision with their radiating shades of pink.

SurroundSpark:

Make Your Room More Visually Appealing Using Microsoft's New SurroundSpark™ Technology

Note: I am NOT affiliated with Microsoft, this is fanmade!

I wish all a merry Christmas and happy new year :)

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