A poem, for you! My potential purchaser!
Be yourself! As you always are!
My next request, is a bit out far!
You're an alien!
You even have an alien wife!
You have alien dreams!
Alien cuisine!
A pretty sweet alien life!
But no good thing can last for long!
THE SPACE DEVIL had come along!
He kidnaps your wife!
Causing you strife!
And so your adventure begins...
Your means of travel, powered by cats!
You look around, and how about that!
There isn't a cat to be seen or heard!
The solution, you know to be absurd...
To venture into a world you hate!
Full of mischief, I'll tell you mate!
This place is crazy!
Lost their minds!
No doubt you'll do the same in kind!
So strap yourself in!
And let us begin!
Embrace the craziness within!
You'll laugh, you'll cry.
You'll probably die!
And yeet your keyboard to the sky!
But you won't regret a dollar spent!
Cat Powered UFO!
Worth every cent!
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