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For day 1162 of coding, I've discovered that the horizontal collision is still being detected during the vertical collision

Day 1 of mentioning @GameMakerCommunity , until they comment.

For day 1161 of coding, I've tried adjusting the speed to see if it would affect the vertical collision problem. It did not

So... We ARE going to play, or not?

I'm waiting, y'know?

Coders, I need you!