I like how some fanon depictions of post-scooped Michael depic him with a full set of hair as if canonically he isn't a bald fuck post-scooping

How does Michael even die to this mf, he's a hand puppet just grab him and violently throw him to the ground

Twitter is a far-right shithole and Bluesky is boring and mostly a big progressive circlejerk so I'm going back to posting here

Santa Claus found HIDING in GM_MALLPARKING?! (SHOCKING)

Idk anything about Mouthwashing but I like how one of the characters is just straight up Chris McLean

No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!

"I actually love FNAF World, it's so underrated!"

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Krampus is real too, and he's gonna get all of your denier asses if you don't start believing.

"Sir, Chris Chan is possibly going to have a child"