How does Michael even die to this mf, he's a hand puppet just grab him and violently throw him to the ground

"Sir, Chris Chan is possibly going to have a child"

Nightmare blunt rotation

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, y'all!

"I actually love FNAF World, it's so underrated!"

No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!

Idk anything about Mouthwashing but I like how one of the characters is just straight up Chris McLean

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Krampus is real too, and he's gonna get all of your denier asses if you don't start believing.

I like how some fanon depictions of post-scooped Michael depic him with a full set of hair as if canonically he isn't a bald fuck post-scooping