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Santa Claus is 100% real, and I can PROVE IT!
Deniers are gonna have a lot of coal to burn tomorrow! Ho ho ho!
No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, y'all!
I hope you Santa deniers are miners, cuz you're not gonna like what's gonna happen tonight...