You had been working at Goonatar's lab for about a week now, and started feeling some rizz for your alpha boss; John C. Simpness. Although, you noticed he acted hella sus when asked about his identity, “Yep! A cis guy! As cis as they get!” he’d always say, but you weren’t convinced, you were gonna find out the skibi, and now.

“Yo, John! Get out here!” You yapped from outside his goon cave, and he swiftly peeked out, “Uh.. Wyd?” He asked, tilting his head skibidi-like