Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

New pfp--Deux jours

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

A perfectly normal conversation.

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.