Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

normal day in the argonne

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

A perfectly normal conversation.

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

New pfp--Deux jours