Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

normal day in the argonne

Thank you!

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

Landed on the wrong exoplanet