Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

normal day in the argonne

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

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Landed on the wrong exoplanet

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New pfp--Deux jours

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.

All I see is white at the end

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.