Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

New pfp--Deux jours

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normal day in the argonne

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Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

All I see is white at the end

Landed on the wrong exoplanet