So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Ishowspeed

New pfp--Deux jours