Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

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Landed on the wrong exoplanet

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normal day in the argonne

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

I tried ig

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like