SurroundSpark:

Make Your Room More Visually Appealing Using Microsoft's New SurroundSpark™ Technology

Note: I am NOT affiliated with Microsoft, this is fanmade!

Fanmade Windows Vista Advert

One word: Vista! Just a fuck ton of Vista! :)

There's now a separate department that mainly focuses on AI, and it was created just more than a year ago?

That makes a lot of sense on why they're always excited on it.

At least Copilot will always be better than Google freaking Gemini.

Luxureflect: Your line of sight is in an instant flash, blinded and distorted by these festive looking reflections packed with multiple shades of red.

"You see that Crap? All that horror crap! Things coming out of crates eating people. Dead people coming back to life. People turning into weeds for crisis sake!" Stan Hopkins (Billy's Absuive father)

Just installed Windows Aqua on my laptop!

Rate the following:

1. My attempt at replicating an original OEM installation of Vista

2. My Windows 8.1 Start Screen

Uh Oh, Clippy is not gonna like this to see that new mascot from Microsoft 😟

Obliteraflares: Judging by the name of this abstract phenomenon these flares emmerge from the sky and obliterate any person's sense of vision with their radiating shades of pink.