Another Night At Alex's is cancelled now

Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

Cool

When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal:

The

When

Who is this?

Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

When bro makes the most stupidest statement ever made by man so you have to look around at the invisible audience to see if they heard it as well:

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"