Scheduled post: SUCK YOUR OWN WHAT???

Shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ahh

> Be Postal Dude

> Do errands for fat wife

> Shoot Self In head to stop listening to wife's nagging

> Have Self inflicted Head wound

> Escape Paradise, Arizona with Champ (dog)

> Dog chases Cat back into Paradise (Paradise was just nuked)

GOD DAMMIT

Paddington

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Pickupthephonebaby.mp4 (I didn't make this)

Edging it

Some Postal memes (didn't make this)

POST

life update

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