in a world full of gooners not all goons are created equal

there are many types of goons there's the average goon then there's the higher ranks of gooners they make it competitive with multiple goon ranks that have divided into nations of how crazy and different the goons are as they evolved over time

the bronze beaters
the silver strokers
the golden gooners
the diamond doers
and the emerald edgers
each more extreme than the last

they have their own methods of goon i will not explain

the bronze beaters are the most default of goons but it gets more intense extreme however there was a lost nation called the jasper jerkers there were small they were the middle ground between diamond doers and emerald edgers however the nation vanished and now we have the last jasper jerker