What Mom swears will happen if I open the door to strangers:

When a gentleman lets me cross the street:

*My family asks me to fix the internet*

Me, the expert:

...

Me at 3 in the morning looking for the blanket because I was cold:

The Real End Game #FreeSchlep

Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

Absolutely cinema ✋🗿🤚

Disfrutando de una Pepsi Crystal de hace 20 años

When my mom makes us clean the house and I see that the one who makes all the mess isn't doing anything: