Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

Absolutely cinema ✋🗿🤚

*My family asks me to fix the internet*

Me, the expert:

...

Tremendo cochino

The Real End Game #FreeSchlep

When you watch the videos your little cousin watches

Me at 3 in the morning looking for the blanket because I was cold:

Disfrutando de una Pepsi Crystal de hace 20 años

What Mom swears will happen if I open the door to strangers: