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(**Part 6: Bounty on the head**)

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(*Previous episode...*)

(*Last episode part 3 "Blackmail". Chip decided to go to the city of Chornograd alone to return and save Gadget from the factions "Blackteenagersky". However, Chip learned about him about one main teenage leader nicknamed "Blackmikhalov", and even his real name is Mikhail from 1990, after escaping from the old world. Chip was disappointed that he had not said a word about this before he was 12 years old. But he has a choice in favor of the factions "Blackteenagersky" to release Gadget to freedom and return back to his home headquarters. After Chip meeting on Blackmikhalov. But they met three noobs and one noob colonel named Svinopukh in which last episode part 2 "Cave". They came to take revenge on two Chip and Dale, for the right hand in which Dale was cut off. But most, Dale was appointed a reward for the head, the one who was furious Kupik Nubas.*)

(*Meanwhile, the city Chornograd.*)

(*Blackteenagersky factions.*)

Blackmikhalov: Так чого ж ти мене тут чекав, га? (*sits in an armchair with a cup of tea*) Тому що, ми і так давно з тобой повинні були про щось поспілкуючись, і чого тут сидів? (*looking to Chip*)

(*Then Har'Ban went to the "Blackmikhalov" council to personally report to Blackmikhalov.*)

Har'Ban: Вибачте, що потурбував, Чорномихалов. Після вчора відправлений нам повідомлення чаті в який Свинопух, нуб-полковник "Клан Нубов" був убитий Дейлом. Пам'ятайте про це.

Blackmikhalov: (*calmly looks Har'Ban, serious expression*) Так-так. Але я розумію, чому вчора не звітував першим. Я тобі довіряю. Так що, звіліте, скажи що-небудь інше.

Har'Ban: (*serious answer to Blackmikhalov and Chip*) Я інший, я з приводу останнього повідомлення чаті. Дейла було оголошено в розшук Купік Нубас за нагороду в голову з 1.550.000 смарагдів. Засновник нубів-лідера із фракцій Клан Нубов.

Blackmikhalov: (*shocked, seriously looks to Har'Ban*) Чорт узяв... Це погано, чорт узяв. Я розумію, чому Купік Нубас і весь свій клан погоджуються, що Дейла можуть бути вбиті. Вони хочуть помститись за те, що він убив на полковник Свинопухів.

(*Chip was a little shocked, just said.*)

(*Meanwhile...*)

(*Somewhere in the headquarters in the forest.*)

(*Monty, Gadget, Zipper, Balto and Nanuq tried to hide Dale in another place at home from other hired killers for the death of Svinopukh.*)

Monty: (*serious answer to everyone who wants to hide Dale.*) So, we need to find a way to hide Dale in this place. (*looks to the other three*) Dale, do you understand this or don't you?

Balto: (*serious*) Yes, we understand. Well, come on, let him sit in this place then.

Zipper: (*serious*) And anyway, Dale. Why did you kill him? You were now wanted for a reward of 1,550,000 emeralds. God... That's some kind of insane price... And by the way, you're a real moron.

Dale: (*serious, annoyed*): Well, I don't care. I just didn't know, that they would send us a huge reward for head. I just did what the moment came to mind, that's all. This noob bastard colonel almost killed Gadget.

Balto: I know! Well, you shouldn't have done that.

Dale: (*shrugs his shoulders*) Well, it's too late. Because what's done is done. (*suddenly hears a sound outside the headquarters*) Guys, wait! I think someone's coming.

???: Open up, we came in peace to talk.

(*Balto took the iron sword and checked the door in which he heard from outside to the headquarters. He opened the door and saw who they were.*)

(*They were professional fighters with diamond armor. And there met two professional majors named Zheka and Fixai.*)

Zheka: (*smile, calmly politely responding to Balto*) Hi, I'm Zheka with an axe, I'm a professional major. And this is professional major Fixai, we're from the "Clan Profs" factions.

Fixai: (*smile, calmly politely responding to Balto*) Yes, we came to talk to you.

Zheka: (*smile, calmly politely responding to Balto*) We are not going to kill you. We are about your one defender. (*points finger at him at Dale*) Here is this one brave chipmunk.

Balto: (*serious*, *looked at Zheka and Fixai*) Okay, but first tell us, why did you come here? You say that you are not going to kill him, is that right?

Zheka: (*serious*) Yes, we are not going to kill him, okay? Look, we just want a word and that's it.

Fixai: We came to gather new fighters, if you don't mind...

Balto: (*surprised, seriously looks to Fixai and Zheka*) New fighters? Why is that?

Fixai: (*serious*) It is not for nothing that Kupik Nubas is in the "Clan Noobs" faction. He is a famous founder leader in the world of Minecraft. And his noob colonel is called Svinopukh. After Svinopukh is killed, Kupik Nubas is very angry and wants to take revenge on everyone and his friend. Believe me, this Kupik Nubas was a real monster and not a man, we tried to stop them. These noobs became even stronger with gold armor and weapons. They are like wild animals take.

Zheka: (*serious*) Yes, yes, and also the noobs are cutting off some of these dead bushes from the desert where they met in the hot place.

Fixai: (*serious, answer to all*) The dead bush can be like drugs. The dead bush calls it "Dream Bush". Have you heard of such a thing?

Balto: (*interested, seriously looks to both of them*) "Dream Bush"? No, I didn't hear that one before? What exactly is it? A kind of drug?

Zheka: (*serious*) Let's talk to your hut headquarters.

Fixai: And you stand here and act as security for this headquarters!

(*Zheka and Fixai went to the headquarters to have a serious talk with everyone.*)

(*Meanwhile...*)

(*Somewhere in the capital Kupikgrad.*)

(*Clan Noobs Factions.*)

(*Kupik Nubas rage walks here and there, because of the death of Noob-colonel Svinopukh. But except for Savchik Nubas and together noob-advisers to look at the angry Kupik Nubas it became even worse.*)

Noob-adviser 1: (*scared*) Mister Kupik Nubas, we understand how he feels about the death of noob-colonel Svinopukh...

Noob-adviser 2: (*scared*) It's his own fault that they went to kill some... Chipmunks!

Noob-adviser 3: (*scared*) Yes! I remember how our noobs went into the cave...

Kupik Noob: (*angry, irritated, stops in front of three noob advisors*) Don't you dare say anything bad! Better shut up! (*looks at them angrily*) Because that fucking "chipmunk" killed our noob colonel! Do you understand?! And now he's on the sidelines of the "Clan of Profs" faction. Bitches... (*takes one golden glass and throws it hard to the side against the wall*)

Noob-adviser 1: (*scared*) Here's one question, why did you put out a search for this one chipmunk...

Kupik Nubas: (*angry*) Why?! Because they have to pay for what they did! (*looks at them seriously*) I will not let him get away with what happened.

(*Kupik Nubas turned his face to the phone and stands to talk harshly to Hardy from the "Clan of Profs" factions. He went to the phone and called him.*)

Hardy (on phone): (*calmly answering*) Hello? Hardy is on the wire.

Kupik Nubas: (*on the phone, seriously answering to Hardy*) This is Kupik Nubas. I have to talk with you about something important.

Hardy (on phone): (*not understanding, dissatisfied with the topic as Kupik Nubas again specific about the topic in front of noobs*) Ah, Kupik Nubas, you again, you son of a bitch! Just don't tell me again about the topic of the unity of power in the world of Minecraft in front of noobs, so go to hell. Freak noobism-fascist invader, fuck. (*took a glass of cola and took a sip*)

Kupik Nubas: (*on the phone, seriously, annoyed, trying to control himself*) Look, you idiot! I didn't call you about that. I have another serious matter to discuss.

Hardy (on phone): In which one?... Hic...

Kupik Nubas: My noob Colonel Pigpuff was killed by a chipmunk named Dale... (in phone) And now I am offering you to take revenge with me.

Hardy (on phone): (*not understanding*) What? Go to hell, got it! We're not going to form an alliance with you. You understand yourself, it's just a chipmunk, no offense. But think about your noob-colonel Svinopukhov... He's a real drug addict, you understand, you're a bitch! (*took a bottle of "Soviet wine" and took a few sips.*)

Kupik Nubas: (*not understanding, in phone*) I understand, why is that? And anyway... What's wrong with you? Don't you understand at all?

Hardy (on phone): (*after drinking alcohol, replied to Kupik Nubas, in phone*): It's all about the drugs, don't you get it? We're the "Clan Profs" faction. You are a noob-fascistic invader! You came uninvited to our lands! So, leave us alone, you're not an ally! (*took another drink of alcohol*) You trample our territory every year and day. And you are just concrete freaks noob, that's what you brought to people and other factions too. And what I will say, Kupik... You are a monster, not a man!

Kupik Nubas: (*angry, in phone*) You know, Hardy! Believe it or not, then we're not your ally either. You're a fucking drunk, that's what you are!

Hardy (on phone): (*angry, in phone*) And you and your noob-drug addicts are walking running in the world of Minecraft. Fuhrer, you are a freak!

Kupik Nubas: (*very angry, in phone*) FUCK YOU, YOU PROFESSIONAL DRINK!

(Kupik Nubas hung up the phone and was still really angry.)

Kupik Nubas: (*turned to face everyone and was dissatisfied with the answer*) Some kind of alcoholic, that's the reason now. (*he went into his personal office room and slammed the door behind him so as not to disturb.*)

(*All three noob-advisers looked at each other stunned.*)

Noob-adviser 1: (*seriously looks to two other noob-advisers*) I have never seen Kupik Nubas being so mad before.

Noob-adviser 2: (*seriously*) Yeah, right. He doesn't look like himself. He acted like Adolf Hitler.

(*Meanwhile, after Zheka and Fixai's conversation on Balto, Nanuq, Monty, Gadget and Dale it was clear that this is the dead bush about drugs in which there is a desert.*)

Fixai: (*details in response to all*) If a person or noob takes too much Dream Bush, they may overdose, which can cause symptoms such as confusion, disorientation to the environment, panic, paranoia, hallucinations, or even loss of consciousness. But they can still die because of the Dream Bush.

Zheka: (*details in response to all*) But they can still die because of the Dream Bush.

Nunuq: (*looks at them seriously and seriously*): Wow, that's... quite disturbing to hear. Just how are the people in this world still able to be normal, if they are like this?

Monty: (*seriously asks about the Dream Bush*) Do you really think that someone would be stupid enough to take this?

Gadget: (*surprised*) Oh my God... We didn't think that the drug really works for noobs.

Dale: Yeah! It's not good, it's good that we don't take any harm from it. In which I chopped off the right hand of a dead bush on Pig-Fluff with a sword. But they almost finished us off while Chip and I were going to the cave.

Nanuq: Wait, now you're telling me that the whole town was literally full of the most dangerous drug. What about the kids there?

Gadget: (*looks at Nanuq seriously*) Exactly! They could have been in danger!

Monty: (*seriously, looks to everyone*) So, it means it's best not to let the kids take them. Because it can cause some serious consequences.

Zheka: (*seriously answering to all*) Do not disturb, recently teenagers people began to take from a dead bush. They understand that this is another dangerous drug, they so usual burned with a flamethrower on a dead bush to the desert in the world of Minecraft. The factions "Blackteenagersky" so simply hated on a dead bush that which appeared.

Balto: (*understanding answer to Fixai and Zheka*) Okay, okay. We're convinced! We understand that the dead bush is a drug for the sake of noobs. And anyway... Why did noobs take the dead bush with them if we weren't mistaken, right?

Fixai: (*serious answer to Balto*) Yes, you're right. The noobs so just wanted to bring this into their base. After all, this dream bush is like the most dangerous drug

Balto: (*understanding answer to Fixai and Zheka*) And now, please tell me, two professional majors. Why exactly take them to Dale, you know they'll get into trouble because of the bounty on their head. We don't want that, right?

Fixai: (*serious answer to Balto*) But we're just here to recruit new fighters. We want everyone to be safe.

(*И вдруг услышали снаружи чья-то драки или бойня на который кто-то напали перед боя.*)

Balto: (*serious, looks outside*): What was that?

Nanuq: (*serious, looks outside*) Yeah, what was that?

Gadget: (*serious, looks outside*) I don't know, let's check it out.

Fixai: (*серьез, ответом к всем*) НЕТ! Вы еще не готовы иди на бой.

Zheka: (*серьез, ответом к всем*) Да, мы сами проверим.

(*Zheka and Fixai were leaving the headquarters and decided to see what was going on there, but the two of them saw that the professional fighters had fallen, the hired players had been killed in Dale.*)

Fixai: (*surprised, serious*) Oh my goodness...

Zheka: (*shocked, serious*) What the hell happened here?

(*Zheka and Fixai looked at these mercenary players who had killed the number of professional fighters who had fallen. Zheka was furious at the mercenary players, he took two diamond axes and prepared to fight them.*)

Zheka: (*anger and rudeness in response to hired players*) Oh, you hired-poop!

Fixai: (*anger and rudeness in response to hired players*) Who are you, we didn't invite you. Go to hell, hired-bastards!

Hired Soldier 1: (*anger, looks to them*) What the hell do you care, huh?

Hired Soldier 2: (*looking at them*) We just did what Kupik Nubas ordered, okay?

(*Zheka pounced on the mercenary players and hacked two diamond axes to death on two mercenary players.*)

Hired Soldier 1: (*surprised and shocked, he screams in pain as he was wounded by the diamond axe*) AAAAARGHH!!!

Hired Soldier 2: (*surprised and shocked, he screamed in pain as he was stabbed in the leg by the other axe*) AAAAAAAAARGHH!!!

Fixai: Here you go, walking freaks!!! (*quickly shoots an arrow at their head on one of the three hired players.*)

Hired Soldier 3: (*was shot with an arrow and quickly died*) AAAAAAAAARG!!!

Hired Soldier 2: (*slowly losing blood he looked seriously to Fixai*) You... Bastard!!! (*his vision was getting weaker*) You... You... Fucke...

(*Zheka chopped off a diamond axe into his head on Hired Soldier 2 to kill him.*)

Hired Soldier 2: (*dead, falls to the ground, no breathing*)

Hired Soldier 3: (*dead, no longer breathing*)

(*Time passed, after Zheka and Fixai were able to fight on the hired players, but they had already fallen. And then Balto decided to see what was happening and quietly opened the door to see and he himself did not believe about it.*)

Balto: (*shocked serious, looking at mercenaries who were all down*) What happened here?

(*Zheka and Fixai turned to face Balto, who was hiding by the door.*)

Zheka: (*catch his breath after the fight, answering everyone*) Everything is fine, you can go out.

Fixai: (*catch his breath after the fight, answering everyone*) The hired players are finished, they are already dead as fish.

Balto: (*shocked, serious*) Good... (*walked out with others*)

Gadget: (*worried serious, looked at them*) Are you two okay?

Zheka: We are fine...

(*Dale, Monty, Zipper and Nanuq decided to take a look outside.*)

(*Monty, Dale, Zipper, and Nanoq came outside to join them after hearing a fight.*)

Dale: (*serious, looks to what happened*) What the hell happened here...?

Fixai: (*seriously, sigh after a fight with hired players*) They probably came with you to kill you and your friends.

Zheka: And maybe they knew where you live in your headquarters.

Fixai: (*seriously answering everyone*) Listen guys, you should come with us to the capital area Hardigrad. Trust us, you are not safe here in the forest...

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(*To be continued...*)

Book Creation: StudioMosFilmV2

Director: StudioMosFilmV2

Characters: StudioMosFilmV2

Script: StudioMosFilmV2

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Authors:

Zhekastoporom (@zhekastoporom) - Zheka

FixEye (@FixEye) - Fixai

Walt Disney Television Animation - Chip, Dale, Gadget Hackwrench, Monterey "Monty" Jack, Zipper

Amblimation, Amblin Entertainment - Balto

@Baltofan95 - Nanuq