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Well, if it isn’t jolly Nick. People like you really make me tick!
”Ho-ho-ho”? No-no-no, I say! One millimeter near my chimney and I’ll make you pay!
Your family should have left you behind on purpose. Brats such as yourself deserve to be hit with a thousand curses!
Tricks and traps won't be enough to take me down. Any attempts you make simply make me frown!
Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!
Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!
I can't tell you how excited I am for silk song 🤯
The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!
He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!
What do you mean my time here is done? As far as I’m concerned, my improvements to this site have only just begun!
Bah! You don’t deserve my talent anyway! Don’t come crawling back to me once your world turns gray!
Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?
I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!
I'm really sorry for the lack of content! I'll try to get my frequency back 💪
The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!
What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!
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