Holy shit, I just resolved the last argument and now you’re having a go at me? It’s been an hour or two since I said I was sorry and you forgave me and we both agreed to move past it and we both knew we were in the wrong in our own ways back then and we both agreed to learn from it. Now I’m trying to be silly like I used to and it’s a problem. I don’t even care if you feel bad about hurting me this time, I hope you do. I hope you feel so shit you remove yourself from whatever friend you were “protecting” from my “threats”. I hope you avoid confrontation like you’re so good at and wait for me to do all the apologising myself. I won’t. I never will. This one’s on you, bitch. I tried to make a joke and you decided I was being awful. You’re awful. I hope this message reaches you spiritually so you can hear the voices in your head that you think are just bad thoughts. You’ll never guess it was me. I hope the person close to you that you told me about never comes to you. You’ve got no privilege of talking to them again. If you ask nicely, I might decide to help.