"Ooh, JadeElight? Please, tell me more!"

Gladly!

First off, this is the boot-screen for JadeElight™:

As you can see if either you're looking at the screen or you have enough vision to make out the text in the above image; we have pulled out literally every single stop this time around! For those of you who can't either look at or make out the words in the capture above, it reads,

"JadeElight:
¡No Holds Barred!
¡Maximum Content, Ultimate Fan Service!"

"What does that mean though?" you may ask:

Simple. Playing on JadeElight will be a "Delight", brought to you in part by "‘Jade’Johnson Games™"! We're not going to make any budget-cuts with any of the games that shall ever be released for this platform. Any feature that could possibly delight any and-or all of our Jaders™, MUST; be included. Unless, it's too large to logically-fit into the game-file. Hence, no holds barred!

"Does this mean games'll take longer to launch?"

Games will definitely take a-little-to-a-lot-longer than those of the previous generations, but with only the most valid of reasons!

1. Accessibility: We've got an expanded and thus-improved accessibility-team, and so we're much more aware of the types of features that'll work in a game, and also of those which won't be quite as suitable for certain types of individuals.

2. Personalization: We want JadeElight™ to be as delightful to you Jaders™ as possible, so we're going to make sure that if the inclusion of any feature in any thirteenth-generation-exclusive-title may be litigious to some users; such as blood in fights; or the use of negative words, prefixes, and suffixes like "not", "died", "scared", "un-", or "-less"; hostile language like poor-player-performance-insults, or in-game-intercharacter-taunts-slash-threats; then any would-be-offended gamers will have the option to remove said material, without being required to hack the game's files and risk breaking the software altogether.

3. Reliability: We promise to make sure that all of these new features, whenever any of them is applicable to the title at hand, function perfectly, and as expected by our Jaders™; with no rushed alpha-, beta-, or gamma-testing; so that when it's time for release, all titles that rely on these customizations shall function properly, every time they're played, for the entirety of the lifespan of the JadeElight™ console!

4. Nonlinearity! We hear our haters loud and clear in that "PowerPoint games always work the same way, every time you play them. You can only experience their content in one order." Well, not anymore! For any titles where adding the following feature would make sense, we're working on an all-new "Fan Service Mode", which'll work just like the trigger to activate Android-Developer-Mode; which'll finally let you play any of its supporting titles, in any order you desire.

5. Universality: All of our applicable titles will feature the latest and greatest accessibility-, personalization-, reliability-, and nonlinearity-facets, so that if you want to play a title just the way you like, you can, and no specifications'll ever stop you!

6. Backwards-Compatibility: We will need a bit more time before any titles are officially ready to take full advantage of JadeElight™. Thankfully, this thirteenth-generation-console is capable of running any software made for operating-enviroments dating as far back as the thirty-two-bit "JadeEstiny Mirai", from the fifth generation of SlideShowGaming. So thankfully, you'll have plenty of content to enjoy, and all of it able to be enjoyed with even better performance than that of its original platforms!

And that's?

"JadeElight™"!

(Launching in september of 2021!)