Welcome to my power-point presentation, today I will be talking about the most funny character in Cakebear's! This guy:

Don't you love him? I CERTAINLY DO! I think he's SO AWESOME! Here's a quote from a partner of Foxy's:

"Uhhh, I think uh, Foxy is, uuhhhh, auggghhhh, he is a great, uhhh, bug that was fixed, uhhhh, I hate uhhh, him."

Thank you, Cakebear, for this WONDERFUL and BONE-CHILLING information! I hope we see you again someday.

Now you may be wondering, "Cross, what's the deal with this guy?" I'm glad you asked, buddy! This guy has caused me to patch the game THREE TIMES! Isn't that funny? He's like a curse, a stain! Good thing he's not relevant to the greater plot, right? WRONG.

Nobody liked Foxy, until "THE GREAT FOXY FIX" happened and we stopped beating up the guy who made him. Now then, what happened to that guy? He went to hospital, and won't be back until the New Year, because he lost 3 ribs.

What does this mean?

It means he's got 3 broken ribs! Can't you read? Now go play Cakebear's or Glitched Attraction, whatever you kids play nowadays. I'm going to be having the Cakebear's MFA open 24/7 in anticipation of the next potential fix. If I wake up and there is no need for another fix, you're free to go to recess!

• Professor Cross XI, your new teacher for a Year.

("XI" MEANS 11, IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW ROMAN NUMERALS!!!)

(ALSO PLAY SONIC FRONTIERS)