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SUPER JadeROID™: A Windows PowerPoint 3D Run'n'Gun Inspired By "SUPER METROID™" By Nintendo® (For PPT 2019+)

7 years ago

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.


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Notice How Her Hair Now Has The Proper Blonde Shading Instead Of That Overly Cartoony Yellow Hue. Trust us, coding this new tonal value in hexadecimal was definitely not all hearts and unicorns and puppies with sunglasses! But we wanted the perfect representation of the hair in the model used in the spaceship cutscene, so we kept at it until we were completely satisfied. We hope you are too.



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