Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.
Notice How Her Hair Now Has The Proper Blonde Shading Instead Of That Overly Cartoony Yellow Hue. Trust us, coding this new tonal value in hexadecimal was definitely not all hearts and unicorns and puppies with sunglasses! But we wanted the perfect representation of the hair in the model used in the spaceship cutscene, so we kept at it until we were completely satisfied. We hope you are too.
We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!
How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:
For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.
⚠️RTX4090🔥
Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Wild Leak Appeared?!
JadeJohnson:
Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!
Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])
Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?
Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
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