That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!