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The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!

Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!