Revised, due to the release of "Donkey Kong Country Returns HD" next week.

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!