I had the idea to make a debranded remake of Final Fantasy 1 but the joke is that the protagonist is Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev. The evil knight Garelick (Like the American Dairy brand) has kidnapped King Starfox of Corneria's daughter and its up to the Birthmark Crusader himself to save her and find four treasures of the elements.

Will Gorby break the Glasnost ceiling? Or will his Perestroika end in peril?

idk, I'm putting this to a poll.