There is a 84.7% chance I am not yet dead

You know, I’m not sure why but I’m feeling patriotic today for some reason. I think I’ll go ignite some explosives and forget whatever the fuck a kilometer is

OMG I forgot they were working on this.

this should turn out interesting

Well would you look at that

The absolutely flabbergasted one has been rediscovered near Yellowstone

…Something seems VERY familiar here…

Thermonuclear automotive

What kind of ad is this

Yellowstone so cold rn help me