My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Fünfhundert?! My dearest patrons must be rewarded for this milestone!

I've been thinking of commencing some kind of original project for an achievement such as this one, but my resources are quite limited. What to do?

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Ishowspeed

Minor "rebranding" to immortalize my affinity for something I would probably be very thoroughly bullied for liking if I were open about it in person! I love!

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Absolutely Normal picture 😉

Approximately an hour and a half until we must bid adieu.

EDIT: It's over. Finale felt a little rushed, but it was epic af.