So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

New pfp--Deux jours

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Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

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My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

"The Brightest Candle Burns the Quickest"

(ik I lied I said i'd wait until I finished reading but I wanted to make fanart so bad)

normal day in the argonne