My name is Mausy Nick Pinkman. I live at 123 Cheesy St., Bikini Bottom, Ohio, 1987. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my sister-in-law Victoria Goodgal. Victoree has been building a gay empire for over a year now and using me as her femboy. Shortly after my 87th birthday, Vic came to me with a rather shocking proposition. She asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook estrogen, which she would then sell using her connections in the LGBT world. Connections that she made through her career with Game Jolt. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Vic was a very moral woman and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something she knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from an autism diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Vic took me on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small estrogen operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Every day, I think back on that moment with regret.

I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Victoree had a partner, a woman named General Skaza, a businesswoman. Vic essentially sold me into servitude to this woman, and when I tried to quit, Skaza threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Vic and Skaza had a falling out. From what I can gather, Vic was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Skaza flatly refused to give her, and things escalated. Skaza was able to arrange, uh I guess you call it a "hit" on my sister-in-law and failed, but Vic was seriously injured, and I wound up paying her medical bills, which amounted to a little over 552474我要去看你524452 Joltbucks...

I was in Hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, she gave me this *points to a bruise*. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Vic will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this post in the hope that the world will finally see this woman for what she really is.

Happy April Fools guys!

(Also Happy late Trans Day of Visibility!)

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