3 years ago
UPDATE: New autopsy reveals that it wasn't Santa Claus that was found dead, but in fact, his impostor Saint Nicholas
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"I actually love FNAF World, it's so underrated!"
Nightmare blunt rotation
Santa Claus found HIDING in GM_MALLPARKING?! (SHOCKING)
I like how some fanon depictions of post-scooped Michael depic him with a full set of hair as if canonically he isn't a bald fuck post-scooping
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, y'all!
Twitter is a far-right shithole and Bluesky is boring and mostly a big progressive circlejerk so I'm going back to posting here
How does Michael even die to this mf, he's a hand puppet just grab him and violently throw him to the ground
No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!











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