Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Can You Guess What K.K. Slider Song Whose JJJader Equivalent Is Being Developed Here When All The Notes And Chords Are Replaced With C4's?

Out with the old, In with the new!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?

Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:

That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!

The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!