JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Can You Guess What K.K. Slider Song Whose JJJader Equivalent Is Being Developed Here When All The Notes And Chords Are Replaced With C4's?

Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

I chained-together Multiple Island Tunes to make as much as I could get away with of "Show Yourself" from FROZEN™ II before the key changed too drastically!

Sorry the beat isn't perfect, I'm 87%-blind, and The Clipchamp™ editor sucks! #FanArtFriday

Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?

Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.

SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:

That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!

The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!

Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!