I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

Hey guys Squidward here. I really want an AntonBlast realm because I really think that it would be cool to have an AntonBlast realm!!!

HEY GUYS SQUIDWARD HERE I'M GONNA BE RELEASING MY HIT CLASSIC SONG SOON. I HOPE YOU'RE READY BECAUSE I WILL COMMIT EPIC BANGOR AND EVENTUALLY CALL THAT AIRSTRIKE ON @SomeSIIGFanFurwalker I MEAN (insert bad excuse for calling an airstrike here) /hj

"You fool, you thought that you could just screw my screwed plans against inescapable insanity? Well now you will face ultimate screwed mode. This mod is gonna turn into screwedscapable screwedsanity."

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.

gumball gumball gumball gumball gumball gumball

im bacc now

May 1 is squidward anniversary. Please celebrate squidard day as much as possible :)

Squidward's villain arc 2

I am the true and honest squidward @cocksquidballsward

First image: how csbw looks like

Second image: how I look like