There is a 84.7% chance I am not yet dead

Thermonuclear automotive

Well would you look at that

this should turn out interesting

The next time this image is shown it will be when I have something I can show

…Something seems VERY familiar here…

OMG I forgot they were working on this.

What kind of ad is this

The absolutely flabbergasted one has been rediscovered near Yellowstone

You know, I’m not sure why but I’m feeling patriotic today for some reason. I think I’ll go ignite some explosives and forget whatever the fuck a kilometer is