Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Fünfhundert?! My dearest patrons must be rewarded for this milestone!

I've been thinking of commencing some kind of original project for an achievement such as this one, but my resources are quite limited. What to do?

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

A perfectly normal conversation.

A Series of Cursed Images (7): La Grande Resurrection

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Approximately an hour and a half until we must bid adieu.

EDIT: It's over. Finale felt a little rushed, but it was epic af.