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so many people are playing with those crazy balls

This homophobic person forgot to switch alts in a PragerU comment section. Whoopsies.

Completed all of my daily quests and all I got was a really sad onion. Do with him as you please, gamejolt.

That moment when vegetables are getting more action than you

he workin it

I know this is probably late for a lot of you, but I'd like to wish everyone a happy Funny Number Day. Merry 4/20 everyone

Here he is, that motherfucker who can run fast in 1st grade

Hot take: After finally playing Security Breach myself, I've come to the conclusion that Freddy and Gregory are basically just Ratchet and Clank, except for instead of a raccoon thing and a tiny robot, it's a child and a bear himbo.

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever started doing research for a paper, and you almost immediately find a reliable source that backs up your claims?

I had some of this today, and now instead of craving mac and cheese, I crave death.