All Posts in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

*me making the whole IA AU simpler*

here i am, making Sammy philophobic

philophobic at the same time lovesick

i love it

Thomas headcanon: thanks to WW2, he got PTSD, amnesia, anxiety, lost his arm, and got brain damage leading to him thinking he's a dog-

so uhh

yeah

for those who want to include the ones for my AU (eg. Miss Rodriguez, Audrey, Amy, Theo, Lis and a bunch others), article

"I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows" - Allison Pendle

(original quote by Jim Halpert from The Office)

"If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and Linda, I would shoot Linda twice" - Henry Stein (he hates Linda now, she cheated on him-)

(parody of the quote said by Michael Scott in The Office)

Tom and Theo decide to show Lis and Allison their old treehouse, then Lis found a few toy airplanes that used to belong to Tom, then Lis had an idea to use them

Sammy: And that kids, is how Adolf fucking Hitler died!

Wally, Alyssa, Buddy, Dot and Amy: :O

Henry: Well actually he committed suicide in his underground bunker

the Patron for BATDS

what do i call him?

i call him Patrick

so then

kaboosh

Patrick Maylen is born

ANOTHER BATIM OC-

"You don't fucking matter"

"No one loves you!"

"They'll just walk all over you"

"They won't miss you if you'll die, just do it"

"I guess you're right, I am a worthless piece of shit" - the depressed fuck Sammy